My Autobiography

I am an undercover agent secretly working for the FBI, I have German, Spanish, French, and British Blood. I am the current owner of F.C. Barcelona and Chelsea F.C. I trained Cristiano Ronaldo after training Pele. I am planning to buy Google. I achieved my master's degree in Australia University. I am creating a huge plan to change Indonesia by using its precious resources. I was trained to stay Stealth in a Ninja Dojo on top of Mount Fuji. I own over 50 percent of FIFA's Stocks and 30 percent of Yahoo's Stock. I bought Instagram and YouTube at 2007 and bought Twitter and Facebook at 2008. I bought Skype last year. I started Whatsapp with my Ukraine Friend. Bill Gates started his company from my money that I invested. I make $17 every second. I will always wear a suit and tie unless I am in disguise as a 14 year old. I created the first Ferrari. I invented selfies. I have discovered alien technology which is stronger than diamond and more flexible than rubber, it's something I like to call Oliverium. Who am I ? I'm Nicholas Oliver.